Sunday, March 26, 2006

Proof of God's existence.


In the last few years there have been droves of ultra-religious wackos wandering talking about proofs of the existence of religious deities. They jibber-jabber about things like "irreducible complexity", statues that drink milk, and appearances of knocked-up virgins on grilled cheese sandwiches. All I have to say is: hogwash!

I have found the true proof of the existence of a higher benevolent power, namely, the fact that scientists have discovered how to make bacon that's actually healthy for you!

That's right bacon that you should be eating. If that isn't a sign of God then I don't know what is. Now I know that miracles can and do happen. Who would have thought that you can throw in a gene or two from C. elegans, a lowly worm, into the tastiest animal in the universe and get bacon that's chock full of omega-3 fatty acids. Not me.

The universe truly does make sense!

-CK

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