Monday, April 10, 2006
Suicide Whale Attack!
Since people keep insisting on suggesting that the poor guy who blew himself up in that Toronto Tim Horton's restaurant is a terrorist
I'm going to insist that the whales are fighting back
seeking retribution for centuries of commercial whaling.
It seems that whales routinely collide with Japanese ferries (which is awfully convenient considering that Japan is one of the two countries, that I know of, that still allows commercial whaling). In the most recent incident 49 passengers on a Japanese ferry were injured, 13 critically.
The Norwegians better look out, their time is coming soon.
Vive le Whalevolution!
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